Software engineering job listing; the usual: blah blah blah "Rockstar" blah blah "Super" blah blah "Awesome" blah blah etc.
Best reply of the day:
"I'm not a rockstar, but rather a superhero, and prefer to enter via the third floor window. Am I eligible?"
(For a detailed critique of the meme, read "So You Want To Hire a Ninja, Do You?", pointed out by another person on that thread.)